How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
I thought I’d seen the last of this meme
donna figured out what she wanted to do
my favourite thing to do is watch people completely own homophobics on facebook
That grandma took none of the shit.
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
It’s funny how artistic we become when our hearts are broken.
Hotel Books, I Always Thought I Would Be Okay (via themilkywhiteway)
Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.
patriarchy proverb (via stfueverything)
Our African Wedding
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.